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《健忘村》的(🔽)故事发生在一片世外桃源般(🐔)的村落里，传说(shuō )此地(dì )风(fē(📿)ng )水(😨)(shuǐ )有(yǒu )帝(dì )王之(zhī )相，石(shí )员(🏄)外（曾志伟 饰）觊觎村中龙(🏨)脉，企图与土匪联合屠村。有一(🤡)天(🛎)(tiān )，一(yī )声(shēng )惨叫(jiào )打(dǎ )破(pò(🔧) )了(le )裕(yù )旺村(cūn )的宁静(jìng )，村民(😽)朱大饼意外中毒身亡，大饼的(🚋)妻子秋蓉（舒淇 饰）成为了(le )最(🎛)大(dà )嫌(xián )疑人(rén )，这时(shí )“天虹(🏉)(hóng )真人”田贵（王千源 饰）手(🎬)持神秘宝器“忘忧”路过村子。据说(〰)“忘忧(yōu )”可(kě )以(yǐ )洗(xǐ )去(qù )人(📡)(rén )的记(jì )忆，控(kòng )制人格。从此(🧒)裕旺村变成了健忘村。荒诞爆(🚵)笑(🍜)，阴谋不断，其乐(lè )融融(róng )的(de )世(👼)外(wài )桃(táo )源(yuán )背(bèi )后(hòu )隐藏(🛄)(cáng )着一场血雨腥风。

特工尼科(🏵)洛·华莱士（Troy N. Ashford 饰）是一位为政(🐡)府工作的刺客(kè )，专(zhuān )门(mén )刺(📸)杀(shā )人(rén )尽皆(jiē )知，臭(chòu )名昭(🕒)著的恐怖分子。本已打算金盆吸(🚴)收的尼科洛在压力下决定执(🥄)行最后(hòu )一次(cì )，也(yě )是(shì )最(🧝)(zuì )致命(mìng )的一次(cì )刺杀行动(🦗)，杀(🏟)死残害他的家乡格鲁吉亚的(🎻)疯子。当两个联邦卧底(dǐ )被杀(🐥)(shā )后(hòu )，华(huá )莱(lái )士(shì )的(de )师(shī(✝) )傅，李大师（弗雷德·威廉森 Fred Williamson 饰(🦓)）和他的孪生兄弟尼希米（(🐖)Troy N. Ashford 饰）也卷入了纷(fēn )争。尼(ní )科(🥟)洛(luò )身(shēn )边的(de )人都卷(juàn )入了这(😨)场致命游戏，这也将揭露他可(🐸)怕的过去......

沈楚冰拥有看清情(🍨)侣们爱(ài )情进(jìn )度(dù )条(tiáo )的(🐜)(de )超(🏽)(chāo )能力(lì )，她利(lì )用这个能力(😇)开设了一家超能恋爱学院，帮(🎠)助客户追求爱情，一天(tiān )她遇(👽)(yù )到(dào )了三(sān )个(gè )奇(qí )葩(pā )的(👙)(de )客户(hù )，沈楚冰是否能够帮助(⭐)这三个客户成功获得爱情，沈(🚧)楚冰自己的爱情又(yòu )在哪(nǎ )里(🔈)(lǐ )？

On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…

妻(qī )子失(shī )踪，丈(zhàng )夫(🔛)（孙正宇）寻找妻子多年，却(🔴)意外的卷入了一宗刑事案件(🍋)，孙(⬆)(sūn )在寻找(zhǎo )妻子(zǐ )的(de )过(guò )程(🛍)(chéng )里(lǐ )发现(xiàn )了一个(gè )贩卖(🔣)人体器官的（日本）组织并(⚽)深入调查，自己却身陷重围，最(zuì(🛥) )后协(xié )助(zhù )追捕(bǔ )自(zì )己(jǐ(🖕) )的(de )警(jǐng )官刘(liú )武火击败犯罪(🧣)分子并救一个面临死亡的小女(👢)孩儿……

On a remote island off the west coast of Scotland in 1846 a heavy storm hits, causing a ship to sink. Three survivors row through a thick early morning mist, lost and disorientated. The mist begins to clear and The Isle appears before them. They soon discover that it is almost abandoned except for four sole residents: an old harbour man, a farmer, his niece and a young mad woman. Once rested and recovered the sailors are desperate to leave and return to the mainland, but the promised boat never appears. One of them starts to investigate and learns of a tragedy at sea that occurred five years previously causing several young men from the island to perish. When his two shipmates meet with accidents, the myth of a ghostly siren haunting the island leads him to uncover the truth whilst he battles to save his own life.

一位亿万富翁探险(🏒)(xiǎn )家将(jiāng )一(yī )艘单(dān )人(rén )潜(💿)水(shuǐ )艇带到(dào )海洋深处的“午(🏻)夜(🏽)”地带，寻找难以捉摸的巨型鱿(🌆)鱼，但发现了(le )一个更(gèng )小更(gè(🕉)ng )致(zhì )命(mìng )的(de )掠(luě )食者(zhě )。

残忍(🏠)(rěn )的杀戮在露营地展开，这一切(🛢)源自于一个被诅咒的面具。这(🚆)副面(miàn )具辗(niǎn )转(zhuǎn )穿梭(suō )于(🐲)(yú )每个(gè )角(jiǎo )色，将唤醒他们最(🎮)深沉的欲望。本片内容涵盖恐(🌊)怖、性喜剧甚至是音乐剧，将(🎏)令(lìng )观(guān )众深(shēn )陷(xiàn )其中(zhō(🔼)ng )。

保(🛥)罗(luó )载着无忧无虑身患绝症(🌌)的兄弟艾略特，踏上了去往加(✖)州猛犸 山的(de )告别之(zhī )旅。而(é(🙁)r )艾(ài )略(luè )特(tè )计划(huá )着在猛(mě(⚾)ng )犸山按照“尊严死亡法案” 来结(💹)束自己的生命。保罗不仅承受(🤖)着(zhe )极大(dà )的(de )悲痛(tòng )，还要(yào )承(ché(🌆)ng )担起(qǐ )家 庭的责任。