Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.
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欧(ō(🎙)u )阳建国在美玲开(✊)的(de )彩(cǎi )票(😧)站随意买了一张(💥)彩(cǎi )票(pià(🗾)o )，竟中了(❕)大奖。他(tā )想(🆔)(xiǎng )通过(🤕)这笔钱摆脱老婆(pó(🍌) )的多年(🎫)欺辱，和心仪(yí )已(yǐ(🚆) )久的美(🐜)玲在一起。与(yǔ )建国(🚠)暧昧的美(🔊)玲，心(xīn )里(lǐ )已经(👺)打好了小(💠)算盘，实(🐾)际上她想利(🕧)用欧阳(🕍)(yáng )建(jià(🈵)n )国的钱，为自(😮)己的(de )男(💢)(nán )朋友阿飞还债，谁(😿)知(zhī )阿(😪)(ā )飞招惹的是团伙(🐭)头(tóu )目(mù(🔬) )花皮，为了保全美(🥎)玲(líng )，阿飞(🍶)也有了自己的(de )一(📒)(yī )系列计(🚔)划。与此(🔱)同时(shí )，两个(📴)到县城(😋)的小偷(tōu )介(jiè )入其(🚈)中，给穷(🚗)途末路(lù )的众人再(💑)添了一(🎓)把火(huǒ )，上演了一出(🉑)啼笑皆非(🕤)(fēi )的喜剧。最终彩(🤩)票会(huì )落(🕔)(luò )入谁(🔯)手，八线城市(🔙)(shì )的(de )不(🤸)同阶层(🍱)的人们又何(🥫)(hé )去(qù(🚬) )何从……
梅姨是一(🤐)(yī )个(gè(🚊) )生活在社会最底层(🐵)的(de )人(rén )，为(🍌)了生计，为了(le )抚(fǔ(🤳) )养儿子毅(🐕)天一直做按(àn )摩(😍)(mó )女。漫长(😅)的岁月(🗽)被(bèi )毒(dú )贩(🙄)引诱染(💑)上了毒瘾。孟豹是毅(🔜)天的同(😉)学，整(zhěng )天游手好闲(🥁)，欺负同(🎇)(tóng )学并收取同学的(🈷)保护(hù )费(🆑)(fèi )。小江是毅天的(😏)同学(xué )也(🎏)是从小(👞)一起长大的(🛣)(de )好(hǎo )兄(🙂)弟，由于(🆚)不肯给(gěi )交(✋)(jiāo )保护(🐩)费被孟豹欺负。闻(wé(🌙)n )讯赶来(🕡)的毅天为了(le )救(jiù )小(💈)江把老妈(🎰)刚给的两(liǎng )百(bǎ(🛋)i )块钱给了(🚻)孟豹，孟(mèng )豹(bào )收了钱却又(👗)侮辱了(🍻)毅(yì )天(tiān )母(🅰)亲，毅天(👬)气不过(guò )把(bǎ )孟豹(🖼)一顿臭(💘)打。毒枭(xiāo )老黑正好(🥈)路过，救(🔛)下(xià )了(le )孟豹。毅天孟(🎗)豹从此(cǐ(🗒) )结下梁子。孟豹跟(🍛)了(le )毒(dú )枭(🦎)老黑后(🚕)，一直给瘾(yǐ(🌸)n )君子送(😀)货，其中(🚮)就有(yǒu )毅(yì(🐯) )天的母(🐗)亲梅姨。故(gù )事(shì )究(😎)竟会向(🔘)什么方向发(fā )展(zhǎ(🥅)n )？让我们(🚖)拭目以待(dài )。
80年代(🌬)末期，生活(🎂)在宁(ní(🕔)ng )夏(xià )矿区的小两口(🐽)陈志(zhì(🤯) )平(píng )（张多(🦐)饰）和(🤴)周淑萍(píng )（卢珊饰(🛰)）过着(🅰)平凡(fán )又(yòu )安宁的(🌔)生活。但(♐)嗜赌(dǔ )如命的大伯(🛠)哥（杜旭(🕤)(xù )东(dōng )饰）被人(🌦)追债追到(🗡)家(jiā )里(🥑)，紧接着父亲(🏳)（郭(guō(🏍) )九(jiǔ )龙(👕)饰）被气死(🕋)、母亲(🗳)(qīn )（刘爱玲饰）被(🙉)逼疯(fē(🚗)ng )、就连陈志平也在(👏)矿(kuàng )上(shà(🍦)ng )受伤，加上早年就(🐺)因(yīn )车(chē(📀) )祸下身(🚈)瘫痪的弟弟(dì )陈(ché(🕉)n )志军，一(📈)家人全体陷(🍥)(xiàn )入(rù(🚈) )困境，只有周淑萍(pí(♿)ng )一(yī )个(💌)女人担负起了拯救(😪)(jiù )家(jiā(😩) )庭的重任...
明朝嘉靖(🏩)(jìng )年(nián )间(😉)，倭患不止。朝廷(tí(🐡)ng )惊闻有民(🖋)间组织(🏎)和朝(cháo )廷(tí(🕶)ng )官员里(🌠)通倭寇(🌚)，渔利(lì )国家(🏸)，于是责(🛋)令六扇(shàn )门(mén )负责(🚲)侦查并(🔛)找出官员(yuán )通倭证(🌃)据。六扇门(🤽)小(xiǎo )捕(bǔ )快陆小(💮)虾临危受(🐙)命(mìng )，同(🌋)时被六扇门总捕头(🤢)(tóu )于(yú(🥑) )初心派人追(🕯)杀，危(wē(💫)i )难(nán )之际被“山河兵(🍝)团”的(de )七(🗻)爷所救并带回兵(bī(🙄)ng )团(tuán )之中。
三个怀揣梦想(xiǎ(🌤)ng )的(de )年轻人(😢)想通过从缅(miǎn )甸(😩)(diàn )走私黄(🥤)金来发(🐗)家致富(fù )。但(🛀)等待他(🙉)们的除了(le )金(jīn )钱与(🚏)爱情还(📴)有危机重(chóng )重的陷(😡)阱。
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